unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
eatyourpie: The person you take a bullet for is behind the trigger.
ghosthug: swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
mrsmelancholy: one of my biggest fears is that one day I will wake up and have lost the ability to get drunk.
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
m00dycat: asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck Oh my god
batcows: If you ever think you’ve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter.
The Universe is working in your favor even when it gives you discomfort. Pain...– Khalilah Yasmin (via artistsuffer) I needed this right now. (via peacefulvibes)
trillow: “i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
buttlicked: *touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.